Tournament: American Football League AFC | Round: Finals | Opponent: Turtle | Judge: Mira Siegel
- I am ZSiegs, the sovereign of Scarsdale High School LD Debate team and the world writ large.
2. You must concede to me because of my status as the absolute authority.
3. Any attempts to contact my being will be rejected because I have ascended above moral authority as the ideal robot-human that virtue ethics aims to achieve.
4. You're obligation to me is infinite; I do not need to comply with any disclosure interps because disclosure is a terrible debate norm. Critical thinking outweighs.
Send fan mail to my P.O. box, you know where it is.
For legal reasons, this is a joke.